my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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