No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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