Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
40s are totally the cure
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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