her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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