Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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