Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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