It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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