From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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