I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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