i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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