Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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