did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I didn't notice because vodka
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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