How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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