Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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