Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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