I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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