no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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