Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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