what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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