You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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