I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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