how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize
