that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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