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(913): View more from Kansas

Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl

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(810): View more from Michigan

I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.

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(847): View more from Illinois

This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco

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(360): View more from Washington

What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.

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