i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just saw a hot homeless man
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
