umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Sorry my hands just texted you
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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