just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Damn victory sex feels great
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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