She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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