How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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