Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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