You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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