Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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