if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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