People in love make me want to vomit
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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