They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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