For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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