In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
