Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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