i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I think a kid would responsible me up
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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