God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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