we have officially lost it.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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