oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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