If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Enjoy the penises
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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