dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize