Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
