We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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