Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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