bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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