you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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