the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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