Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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