i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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