Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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