Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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