Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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