when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
So squirting runs in the family.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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