I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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