I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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