Can i not drive my cunt home
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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its like you know when i get waxed
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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