Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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