I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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