O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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